Critiquing Clinton’s chicanery

Running through the blogosphere recently i ran into this!

Before you read this post, do remember, i am not pro-taliban or anti-american, i dont think that whats happening in SWAT is justified, i dont think that the current military operation is not a necessity, and im not a fundamentalist or a wahabi(whatever you think that is). I am simply a muslim pakistani who just like everyone else who tries to keep their eyes open, is sickened by the direction the world is being led into, and the lies that is being fed to us all on a daily basis.

When a Pakistani government representative makes a statement to the media, it is safe to say that their words are probably not very well thought out. When the Americans say something, its safe to say that it IS very well thought out. When an American politician confesses to a flaw, there is always so much more to it.

- ‘So we then left Pakistan … We said okay fine you deal with the Stingers that we left all over your country… you deal with the mines that are along the border and… by the way we don’t want to have anything to do with you… in fact we’re sanctioning you… So we stopped dealing with the Pakistani military and with ISI and we now are making up for a lot of lost time.’

Hahahaha are you kidding me?! the Americans never LEAVE!! they never stop DEALING with anyone!! bloody hell, theyre Americans!!!

- ‘They invaded Afghanistan… and we did not want to see them control Central Asia and we went to work… and it was President Reagan in partnership with Congress led by Democrats who said you know what it sounds like a pretty good idea… let’s deal with the ISI and the Pakistan military and let’s go recruit these mujahideen.’

‘And great, let them come from Saudi Arabia and other countries, importing their Wahabi brand of Islam so that we can go beat the Soviet Union.’

‘And guess what … they (Soviets) retreated … they lost billions of dollars and it led to the collapse of the Soviet Union.’

So i suppose what you’re trying to point out here is that the real mujahideen who are struggling to free Afghanistan from American occupation are nothing more than a bunch of misled maniacs! Isnt that convenient? Is that really the truth, or are you afraid of history repeating itself? Are you afraid that your little occupation will fail, just like the Soviet occupation did?! And are you running out of ways to keep your fight going? Are you trying to convince the people that support the mujahideen that theyre really hooting for the devil? Are you about to fail?! 

How’s that for an interesting theory?!

Jackson Finale

I have always been an MJ fan! Its sad to know he’s gone. Just before cardiac arrest took him to the other side, MJ is reported to have said his last word: “AAUUUUUUUWWW!!!”

In other news, i have recently been heard saying: ‘dear friggin’ rain, i love you!’

oohhh if i ever celebrate my birthday, i want this cake!!!

Trippin’

So my brain tripped. One second im sitting with a cup of tea in my hands, the next, the cup is on the floor and the tea all over me! Apparently, when you sleep, most of your motor skills fail. I slept, with a cup of tea in my hands. I need a break!

One last word

(The situation in the following passage is true, however my knowledge is limited, so the possibility of errors exist)

His body was weak. So weak, he could barely breathe. His limbs had already failed him. However, at the young age of 12(assumed age), his soul was not ready to die. He fought the urge to let go, and in the dark he dragged himself towards the two feet in front. He looked up, his eyes scorching as the first hint of light tore through his pupils. He had been locked in a dark room for what seemed like an eternity, along with the rest of his friends, so that when everyone else had been massacered, these innocent lives could be spared.

He looked into the military officer’s(assumed position) eyes. His throat was dry, the acids in his stomach eating him up from inside. But for an instant, hope returned to his young heart, and his body spared him a last few drops of energy, which he used desperately to utter the word, ‘Pani’…

His question was answered with a gun’s butt to his face. (Im not sure whether this killed him, however, out of the hundreds of children in the madrassah, only one survived, and this child was not him)

In our great nation, almost 2000 madrassah students(as witnesses stated), most of them young girls and children, many of them Hafizeen-e-Quran, were massacared(may Allah SWT accept their sacrifice) because of a complaint lodged by a brothel runner whose clients were none other than our own favorite ministers.  The ‘terrorists/fundamentalists’ had a total of 17 AK47’s with which they ‘launced an attack on the sovereignty of our nation’.

I beg to state, the actions taken by the residents of Laal Masjid and Jamia-e-Hafsa were not the beginning of a jihadi struggle, had that been the case, Islamabad’s situation today wouldve been no different than that of Malakand or Kandahar.

Hello World!

there, i wrote something!

Career ladder…

sometimes i wish i was a pt teacher! they get to make kids do insanely funny  movements at 8 in the morning, and get paid for it. They get to flirt with hot teachers while theyre at it, and most of the day theyre doing nothing! Folks who do job ratings, do take note!

Rajnikanth

shit hilarious, must see!!

Chinky funny

I deal with chinese folk all day, and theyre the funniest people around! Some chinese proverbs i came across today:

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.

Puts a smile on your lousy face, dont it?!

Grumble grumble

There are some things you just know, you dont need to learn them, theyre just who you are.

I was raised among arab kids, africans, people who very different looking than we pakis are. As a child i had very few paki friends, most my friends were africans. They wouldnt bother me, cause i was as rough as they were, but theyd bother my kind. Theyd pass comments at paki kids who wore glasses and were geeky and theyd push them around. I didnt like it. So i pushed their kind, just like they pushed mine. And i did it in front of them, and then looked them in the eye. So then we would fight, my friends and i, until one of us hurt the other more than we’d like to, and they would never do what they did again.

We were young, nobody taught us about justice, or courage, or love, or fair play, or even personal faith. We just knew it, our hearts and instincts defined us. Some of us, in our own capacity, know it to this day, others have changed because it is in their own best interest. Is it?! Is living for yourself really the best thing to do?

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Will you wait for me

through the hours of the day

Will you dream of me

 through the shadows of the night

Will you hold me close

when im lost and in the dark

Will you question me

Will you try to set me right

Will you show me how to live

will you be my life

Will the sun rise again

Will the night come to an end

Will you smile at me again

Will you share yourself with me