Chinky funny

I deal with chinese folk all day, and theyre the funniest people around! Some chinese proverbs i came across today:

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.

Puts a smile on your lousy face, dont it?! 😛

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11 responses to “Chinky funny

  1. LMAO much better!

  2. The last one was hilarious. Are these for real?!

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  4. Hahahahhaha.

    Nice one.

  5. Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.

    classic

  6. virginity like bubble… hahahahahahaha

    this is gold

  7. lol….no matter how funny they are, they are all so true

  8. Mehreen Ali Kasana

    lol.

    Man, that cracked me up. xD

  9. @kk

    gold it is!

    @leena

    absolutely! 😀

    @mehreen

    make sure you get the cracks fixed!! 😉
    And welcome to the blog!

  10. Classically racist! 🙂

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