Singh is king ;)

i was feeling kinda low so my buddy threw some sardar ji jokes at me πŸ˜€

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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18 responses to “Singh is king ;)

  1. Sardar jokes [The ones I get anyway] never fail to crack me up.

  2. Hahaha! These were good! πŸ˜€

  3. Dhup dhup one really made me lauhg out loud..
    LOL!

  4. πŸ˜€ why do you feeling low? i hope everything gets fine πŸ™‚

  5. @purple, saadat, lubz

    i glad you folks like em! πŸ˜€

    @saad

    meri jaan, im not feeling low anymore, and all is well!! πŸ˜€

  6. why are you feeling low?*
    i know you answered but had to correct it
    Glad to know that

  7. good ones πŸ˜€
    aur ab sab set hai na? or shall we all send in some sardar jokes to you πŸ˜‰

  8. moderation! wen did this start?

  9. @karachiwali

    lol sab set hai, but i wouldnt mind more jokes πŸ˜€

    it started automatically, too lazy to fix it πŸ˜›

  10. Why the hell is everybody doing protected posts??? Bohot ho gai %$@^!!, mein bhi protected post karuunga ab!!

    πŸ˜›

  11. @absar

    haha empty post hoga?! πŸ˜›

  12. @ Absar
    thats wat i was saying to farooq…meetup per sab ki posts password protected hain πŸ˜›

  13. Protected posts make me feel left out.
    😦

    and I love the first joke.
    πŸ˜€

  14. lol you could ask for the password!

  15. yesterdaywazbetter

    would u give out ur password jst like that?
    then what is the point of protecting it….

    the last joke did really cracked me up…..

  16. @tazeen

    ill take that as a compliment! πŸ˜›

    @ladyfromthepast

    there is a point my friend, there is quite a point πŸ˜€

  17. Uff, protected posts.
    =_=

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