I now have two spare tires, one in my car, the other developing around my stomach 😀
Today, dear reader, i shall share with you valuable lessons learned in ‘human biology’! I know what you sickos are thinking, but some things are better learned with experience… 😉
Lesson no 1: Malt drinks cure acidity!
Im sure any of you who’s ever tried bavaria hated it to bits. However, an ex beer drinker such as myself learns to appreciate the disgusting sock smelling taste of the drink. The past week i studied ‘kuttay kee tarah'(i know dogs dog study but its a metaphor indicating the amount of hard work it requires) since i had my mids and ive got some real fucked up courses this semester. We had to hold group studies, which eventually translated into dinner. We boys, we get kinda crazy when we have dinner in groups, its scary for an outsider to understand. Heres an example of what at a day’s meal these past couple of weeks:
7:00 am – chicken nuggets with cheese sandwich + tang
10:00 am – anda paratha from the chai wala place!
11:30 am – Sandwich + coke
3:00 pm – biryani from outside college + coke
6:00 pm – lunch at home + tang
10:00 pm – huge meal deal from eaton + coke
11:00 pm onwards coke coke coke…
4:00 am chai paratha from pathan hotel + extra chai + coke
See why i mentioned acidity????
Lesson 2: Sleep deprivation
To be continued (im sleepy as hell)… 😉