A wiseman once said:
‘Starving men do not fart!’
Pakistan is a quite nation today, we are a starved nation, metaphorically and literally. Some are deprived of 2 proper meals a day, others are deprived of their right to justice, some (like our president) are deprived of common sense, others dont get laid enough(so they blog!) so on and so forth…
However, we’re not here to talk about how our economy’s constipated, or how our president wants to squeeze Sarah Palin’s knockers, we’re here to talk about absolutely nothing!
The Dark fuckin’ knight my friends, is a work of art! Ive always found batman to be the best of the superheroes, hes cooler, and he fights the big dogs running the system rather than the everyday sandman or radioactive baldie. Even though Prince Cinema’s hall has more spots of pan than a memon’s intestines, and the assholes started the movie with the las ketchup song (faulty audio), that didnt stop me from enjoying the movie. Heath ledger’s joker was so crazy, the poor man ended up killing himself! :S
Some fucker stole my car and ruined my eid, but i got it back (minus my CNG kit) and im feelin’ nutty again… 😀
“Biryani khayein….. is say pehlay kay aap ki biryani khayee jayay!
*A public service message by student’s biryani*