So tahir zaki khan went for a picnic with his friend. He took a thermos with him…
Thermos-free pathan: khochee Ye kya hai?
tahir-zaki-khan: khochee yeh Thermos hai, is main thanda thanda rehta hai, aur garam garam!
Thermos-free pathan: khochee tum ismein aaj kya layee hai??
tahir-zaki-khan: khochee is mein hum layee hain chaar(4) kulfi aur do(2) cup chai(tea)! 😉
If an individual is given a surprise birthday party with a cake that looks like heaven and guests that are all hot supermodels, and all of a sudden a shotgun is shoved up his anus… what do you reckon he’d look like??!
Ive always had a certain hidden violent streak. I confess to dumb-foundedly watching fist fights on youtube for hours on end with the blind addiction similar to that of a mink’s to sex. And yes i know that war is nothing to want, but yet i find myself excited by the oppurtunity to witness one live!
The American General ‘Mike Idunno-who-my-daddy-is’ or something said theyre gonna be blasting at us with pure ignorant american pride pretty soon. And the pakistani COAS said in response that we aint gonna take your shit no more pretty soon.
In response to the happenings Zardari sahab said with a rotten smile on his crooked-corrupt-twisted face ‘I gotta take a leak, excuse me!’
(Disclaimer: This blogpost may or may not contain any accurate facts and quotations)
If youve been reading my blog long enough or if you have not been completely deprived of common sense and have a functioning nervous system, you prolly guessed that the guy with the shotgun up his anus prolly looks just like our current president! 😀
P.S: i was unable to gather the info i needed on king fahd and hence could not write about him, but it will come later, hopefully…
Until then, more great poetry:
Chaa Weyoo bibi geo
Saddi hakoomat ayee weyoo
Dushman ko thaa thaa keyoo
Injaaiii karii theo meyoo…
At the first light of dawn
A young child eats a tart
A young woman pushes hard
but all she gets is a fart! 😛