Due to the lack of chemical sedation brought about by barely-edibles such as paan, naswaar, manikchand etc pakistanis tend to lose self-control during ramadan. This reflects in their driving skills, when the everyday retard decides to play bumping cars on the way home from work, not to mention our bus drivers!
Things are looking bright for pakistan, now that we have a president that looks like a pimp, pakistan is on for the hustle… bring it! :S
The masses of Pakistan are still in denial: ‘Zinda hai bibi zinda hai!!’ Hello, they shot AND bombed her, shes gone homie!
Here’s some funny to take your stuffed insides for a ride. This is an sms i got from school today:
‘IU will remain closed on monday. However, classes will continue as scheduled – Iqra University SMS server’
Poetry for the sophisticated:
On a dark desert highway,
A bird poops on my head
Some dance to remember,
Some fart and forget….
(Courtesy: ME ‘Inspired by hotel california’)
Khochi aja khalay naswaar,
Bus chalana hogaya dushwaar
Cheif justice howa taree-paar
Gunjoo-man ko charha bukhaar!