Ya halla!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the month of Ramadan is here. Eat your chana and let out your farts!

Seriously, in Ramazan, i bet the production of natural gas in pakistan triples or so thanks to the chana eating habit of us pakis. As a child, in ramazan i used to time my farts. I confess, ive always been disgusting. I still remember that back then the flight would generally take off around 45 minutes after iftaar! πŸ˜€

following is a true story i was recently told:

A young lady from rawalpindi dropped into karachi to visit her cousins. So they took her to sea view to show her the beach. She looked at the waves and said in her good punjabi accent:

‘Yeh kya raat ko bhee chalteen hain??’ πŸ˜€

Anyways, school has started again and im gonna be busy as hell. Just wanted to wish u all a happy ramadan!

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11 responses to “Ya halla!

  1. ..just when I think you couldn’t get any more disgusting. I think there’s a word to describe people who have a morbid fascination with…gooey things.

    And I don’t get the story; translate.

  2. Ramadan Kareem, May Allah swt accept all our deeds and grant us paradise. Ameen.

    I second what mautdfanatic said though. Disgusting. Actually i was at a lecture for Ramadan, and a Shaykh warned exactly against this, especially with taraweh like right after an hour of maghrib. tsk tsk.

  3. Ramadan Kareem, May Allah swt accept all our deeds and grant us paradise. Ameen.

    I second what mautdfanatic said though. Disgusting. Actually i was at a lecture for Ramadan, and a Shaykh warned exactly against this, especially with taraweh like right after an hour of maghrib. tsk tskk.

  4. Why arent my comments going throughhh :S

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  6. @manutdimmaturechild

    yes, my friend, theyre called realists! haha

    there’s no beach in rawalpindi, so she saw the beach for the first time, and basically asked if the waves are on at night too! πŸ˜›

    @purplepeople

    Shaykh said dont eat chana?? πŸ˜›
    wordpress thinks youre a computer that is set to spamming people… πŸ˜€

  7. No he said to make sure you limit and control what you eat because of the ‘consequences’ during prayer.

    And now im embarrassed, go ahead and delete one of the double comments, it was acting weird last night.

  8. haha its okay, i do that all the time too! πŸ˜›

  9. lol @ timing your farts πŸ˜›
    anyway, ramadan kareem and hope you would control your chana intake to reduce your production of natural gas πŸ˜‰

  10. Ramadan Kareem to you too monsieur..btw i just finished eating my channa chat:P

  11. @karachiwali

    lol i dont eat chana! πŸ˜›

    @theillusionist

    make sure you go to a safe corner before u let it rip! haha

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