Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the month of Ramadan is here. Eat your chana and let out your farts!
Seriously, in Ramazan, i bet the production of natural gas in pakistan triples or so thanks to the chana eating habit of us pakis. As a child, in ramazan i used to time my farts. I confess, ive always been disgusting. I still remember that back then the flight would generally take off around 45 minutes after iftaar! 😀
following is a true story i was recently told:
A young lady from rawalpindi dropped into karachi to visit her cousins. So they took her to sea view to show her the beach. She looked at the waves and said in her good punjabi accent:
‘Yeh kya raat ko bhee chalteen hain??’ 😀
Anyways, school has started again and im gonna be busy as hell. Just wanted to wish u all a happy ramadan!