ACDC once said:
She was a fart machine,
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn……..
Pop quiz: when do you think Farooq can run the fastest?!
No Sir, you got it wrong, its not when he’s being chased by a dog!
Farooq run’s fastest when he reaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy needs to go to the loo, and the loo happens to be really really far! Do not worry dear reader, he always manages to make it there before the blast! No no, not the everyday bomb blast we karachi walas have become accustomed to, but the more personal internal gastro-intestinal non-taliban-conspiracy-old-coleslaw-too-much-milkshake variety…
Such situations may not be lethal, but trust me, they can be pressurizing! 😀
Me: I think im becoming lactose intolerant!
Furqi(the child molester sadist friend): udrak khaaya karo…
Me: go f*&% yourself! 😀
When women have long hair, its a perk cause it increases bedroom possibilities! But when it comes to men, If you want your chances your of getting laid to be reduced by almost a 100% percent, grow a beard! Not a long religious beard, but just an ordinary beard. All those easy young girls will migrate, (thank god for the ones above 22)… 😀
Let me try to spit a few rhymes for you:
Under the crimson sun,
A fat girl tries to run
A young child wets the grass,
Iron, magnesium and bras(s) 😉
Old is gold,
My Sandwich is cold,
Why does momma scold?