Udrak and coleslaw…

ACDC once said:

She was a fart machine,

She kept her motor clean

She was the best damn……..

Pop quiz:  when do you think Farooq can run the fastest?!

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No Sir, you got it wrong, its not when he’s being chased by a dog!

Farooq run’s fastest when he reaaaaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy needs to go to the loo, and the loo happens to be really really far! Do not worry dear reader, he always manages to make it there before the blast! No no, not the everyday bomb blast we karachi walas have become accustomed to, but the more personal internal gastro-intestinal non-taliban-conspiracy-old-coleslaw-too-much-milkshake variety…

Such situations may not be lethal, but trust me, they can be pressurizing! 😀

Me: I think im becoming lactose intolerant!

Furqi(the child molester sadist friend): udrak khaaya karo…

Me: go f*&% yourself! 😀

When women have long hair, its a perk cause it increases bedroom possibilities! But when it comes to men, If you want your chances your of getting laid to be reduced by almost a 100% percent, grow a beard! Not a long religious beard, but just an ordinary beard. All those easy young girls will migrate, (thank god for the ones above 22)… 😀

Let me try to spit a few rhymes for you:

Under the crimson sun,

A fat girl tries to run

A young child wets the grass,

Iron, magnesium and bras(s) 😉

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Old is gold,

My Sandwich is cold,

Why does momma scold?

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14 responses to “Udrak and coleslaw…

  1. Pingback: Udrak and coleslaw… | Tea Break

  2. Do you always blog when you’re in hyper mood/mode?

    And I have to disagree about the beard comment. IMO It’s more of a ‘each individuals preference’ sort of a thing and cultural plus religious factors play a role in it too.

  3. Clearly, you have never been chased by an Alsatian.

  4. @purplepeople

    we men are only supposed to have two moods, and i usually dont blog when im hungry 😀

    most young chicks dont dig beards, trust me! 😛

    @saadat

    alsatians are lovely dogs. Labradors are my favorite though, id love to keep one. Anyways, its the local bully kuttas that scare the shit outta me! 😀

  5. waisay adrak be good for health:P
    btw i like the 1st rhyme..naiccceee:D

  6. “But when it comes to men, If you want your chances your of getting laid to be reduced by almost a 100% percent, grow a beard! ”
    I totally disagree here!

  7. @illusionist

    thank you, i try! 😀

    @Karachiwali

    Khatoon, i talk from experience! 😛

  8. “Under the crimson sun,

    A fat girl tries to run

    A young child wets the grass,

    Iron, magnesium and bras(s)”

    Aala stuff dude, Aala stuff! 😀

    And btw do lose the beard mate, I tried it in the last semester and had to ditch it coz people kept asking me not to blow up “while they are having lunch” in the cafetaria 😦 Bad experiance.

  9. dahh i be not an illusionist:@
    btw you try..did you like? haan haan?
    😀

  10. @Shine

    u have good taste in fine poetry! 😉
    dude ive had the beard for years, its a part of me now, dont want to lose it!

    @Illusionist

    haha when i said i try i meant i try to be funny! 😛

  11. What’s “udrak”?

    Remind me never to read your lovely poetry again. Yes, I have bad taste. Bleh.

  12. udrak is urdu for ginger kiddo

    and never read my lovely poetry again! 😛

  13. mums are never at loss, they can easily scold inanimate objects .

  14. @Tazeen

    I dont think anyone can disagree with you there! 😛

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