I have found for womankind today, the greatest gift that you could ever get!
Come one, come all, to the Pak Arab American Salon! Get the groom of your choice for Rs.300 a piece!
Yes, if you dont believe me go see for yourself! The Pak Arab American Salon is located behind Bolan Sajji, opposite Agha Juice, near hasan square in karachi. Bring your shopping bags and take your pick…
I dont think that they’d give refunds though, and prices must be fixed, they are after all the market leaders in their business! 😀
My funny bone was constipated for a while. But i pushed hard and got rid of the problem, filling the gaseous vaccuum that had developed due to the unavailability of fresh bullshit (Yes yes, go throw up!) 😀
Speaking of Agha Juice reminds me of Aga khan! Mashallah, kia nurses theen… As an old drunken nawab once said:
(meaning evil eye be gone!)
I have read many a blog that is full of poetry. Most of it is borrowed! I do not like to brag but i might have won a competition or two in school for the beautiful words i have spilled onto paper like a cow spills dung on lush green fields under the watch of the bright midsummer sun…Arzzzz kia hai:
In the darkness of the night
A shadow slowly lingers,
An old man farts
and another cracks his fingers.
to be continued…. 😉