Why do mothers have the habit of heating up food so much you cant eat it for ten minutes?! Is it some sort of test of patience?!
What happens when a sissy paindoo takes a brand new premio out on a cruise?!
So i didnt tell you folks about how i celebrated the independence day! We had huge plans. We got out wearing pashtoon style shalwar kameez which i had stitched particularly for the occasion! And we rode out to pick more of our friends up. On our way we came across the sissy ass paindo with the new premio. And he did what he was destined to do. On the freaking high speed lane, when the car up ahead of him slowed down he hit the brakes down hard! Coincidentally i also did what i was destined to do, i ran into his ass! Kaapissshhh!
So thats how i celebrated my 14th august. Major financial and psychological damage incurred, thanks to a stupid ass paindoo! Yeah, call me a racist 😀