Many a young man has the hots for nurses, im beginning to think that tullas may have a similar liking to Farooq!
When you go to an alley in shara-e-faisal and you find it full of parking space, DONT park there!
I bought me a little flag and i stuck to my car window. Two kilometres later it sort of just broke off! But then again, im sure that has more to do with China than Pakiland! So i bought another one and taped it with pakistani electric tape for backup!
So the traffic walas finally decided to enter the competition! The regular tullas have been after me for a while, so the traffic walas figured they should take a shot too. First thing i was made to do when i went to the traffice thaana was to go outside and read their ‘terms of service’! The tulla said this was to make sure we didnt think he was guilty of corruption… 😀
Why did i go to the thaana you ask?! well because thats where my car was! Why was my car there?! Well because that heavenly alley, the one with loads of parking space where you park your car thinking youre the smartest person on the planet, is right outside the Governor of Balochistan’s house, which makes it a no-parking area!
So i paid 620 bucks to get my car back. But i would like to ask our oh so responsive government a simple question! If the governor of Balochistan is supposed to take care of Balochistan shouldnt he be in Balochistan? And if he should be in Balochistan then why the hell does he have a government funded house in Karachi?! I am sure that you know very well what 10% of 1 crore is, but there’s a strong possibility youre unaware of the fact the Karachi is not in Balochistan!
Pakistan is a kick-ass nation! Even though there’s never a parking spot to be found on shara-e-faisal, and the sewers are over-flowing on its parking lane, i seriously think we’re blessed (i really do).
Aik nayee manzil nazar main
Dil main taaza valvala ho!