Have you tried kicking yourself in the behind?? Try it!
‘Humma humma kar bhaiyya…’
Why do ppl do such things to themselves? I mean, if ur slitting ur wrists or overdosing on sleeping pills, i get that u had a difficult childhood! But what could possibly make anyone sing a song like that? Im sure nobody PAID them for it!
So have u realized that human physiology does not allow for a self-butt-kick? If it allows YOU to do so my friend, i suggest u take the next flight to China and compete in the olympics(do make sure u take some tiger balm with you, for potential sports injuries)…
The new government is showing great interest in attempting to revive our economy. Government officials have reported in a press conference that ever since they have come into power, Pakistan has become the largest producer of Pakistanis! The next step towards progress is to impeach the president so Mr. 10% can take over ! His supporters say hes a changed man now. I bet that means we should rename him to Mr. 20% then, no?
Anyways, those of who arent going to China can indulge in a metaphorical self-butt-kick. Next time you go to work, simply do as follows:
- LEAVE YOUR KEYS INSIDE YOUR CAR!
Itll work like a charm, i guarantee it! Your suffering will follow a simple four step process:
- You will need to find someone to jack your car for you.
- You need to open the lock asap so you can find out that your battery was on and it is now out of power. Find yourself a battery wala asap!
- It is vital that you have a battery wala so he can inform you that your car has also run outta fuel!
- You now need to push your car to the nearest gas station to get CNG so the battery wala can start up your car for you!
To ensure maximum effectiveness, conduct the above mentioned activity under the observation of the scorching summer sun… 😀
Like the terminator and unlike Mushi bhai, ill be back(unless the taliban invade)!
You must check out the video, its a metal cover!