Raveena and the Tarbela Dam…

What did the big kid say to the the little kid after mohra(the indian movie) was released?!

“Acha too Sunil Shetty bun ja, main Akshay kumar bun jata hoon…”   😀 

What is the worst thing that can happen to u after uve eaten fat stuck???

Wese, u know it doesnt take much to impress most younger khawateen(i refrain from using the word ‘chick’ due to a fellow blogger’s request) 😛 ! Socho, Ali Zafar got em droolin’ by saying ‘Channo ki aankh main aik nasha hai…’ I mean come on, channo ki aankh main kia vodka chali gaee thi??

You can feel thirsty as hell, my friend. Right after uve gulped down chicken makhni with tandoori paratha, and tandoori chicken and malai boti, added 2 bottles of pepsi to wash it down, topped with a three scoop ice-cream special, u got that right, u can feel thirsty as hell! I want water, but i have space for absolutely nothing, another drop of fluid could cause a mini french revolution in my intestines, the downward rhytmic movement of the food pipe could switch to an upward movement, my stomach could contract violently and mounds of acidic partially digested food could spurt out like fire from a flame-thrower! oh what id give to be the tarbela dam right about now?! 😉

Did i tell u what the little kid said to the big kid in response??:

‘Beta mujhay pata hai tujhay raveena chaheye!’ 😀

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12 responses to “Raveena and the Tarbela Dam…

  1. Pingback: Raveena and the Tarbela Dam… | Tea Break

  2. LOL!
    Did I tell you, I love your sense of humor:P
    I didnt, well now u got it:)

  3. That was a good one! 😀 A really good one. Did you make it up or did you actually hear kids talking like that? Well, somehow you managed express a sick thing in an not-so-disgusting manner… the mini french revolution part! lol

  4. @unaiza

    Thank you, i try!

    @Hina

    Well, this was me and a friend when we were kids. I got to be sunil shetty… 😀
    Viva la revolution!

  5. Right after uve gulped down chicken makhni with tandoori paratha, and tandoori chicken and malai boti, added 2 bottles of pepsi to wash it down, topped with a three scoop ice-cream special, u got that right, u can feel thirsty as hell!

    Aren’t you concerned about going fat??…sigh..probably won’t!..its girls who are cursed with this tension…

    As for Tarbeela damn.. 😀

    And hey, I belive in freedom of expression..I’m sure some girls liked to be called ‘chicks’..though I have no idea why…

  6. I mean come on, channo ki aankh main kia vodka chali gaee thi??

    Man, I am so not a fan of Ali Zafar, and I am so not a fan of Channo (whether the song or the girl) either. But this statement of yours is the murder of a great tradition of Urdu poetry. I mean,

    Kaifiyat-e-chashm uss ki yaad hai mujhay Sauda
    Saaghar ko meray haath say laina, ke chala mein!

    I hope you get the point!

    And, of course, anyone could guess that you were Sunil Shetty. Such a reply could only come from you! 😛

  7. @An-illusion

    thnks dude…

    @lubna

    we boys run around a lot so we really dont need to worry about weight. Plus, i suspect that most women probably gain most of their extra weight due to all the worrying they do about gaining weight itself!

    @Saadat

    Dude, u sound like a very educated fellow. Those smart words right there are french to me! 😀

  8. but in the end, Raveena kisi ko bhi naheen mili

    PS: if you look at her now, you would be glad ke kisi ko naheen mili

  9. Sheesh, i just googled her, and ur right!!! God saved us from misery, little did we know then… 😀

  10. Bhai meray, I am far from being “very educated”. I just have a knack for reiterating what really educated people say. 😀

  11. @Saadat

    Haha there you go being all complicated again! 😛

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