‘Meri chocolate keee murghi nay diyay
Chocolate kay aaaaandayy!’
If u had a chocolate ki murghi, would u cook it or just eat it raw, chocolate feathers and all? 😀
KESC (karachi ki bijli wali company) has been acting like Carmen Electra lately, tantalizing us with all those twisted things electricity can be used for, but only for brief moments of time, after which we return to sitting-in-balcony mode. (For all you ladies who dont know who Ms Electra is, please make sure the ratings filter is on before you google her name)
It sucks to sit in the driver’s seat when ur butt is drenched in rain water.
Its amazing how much paan one household can excrete on the shade of a tariq road stall. Whats more amazing is how quickly the rain can wash it all down on poor old me (somebody in this world really hates me)! Post bun kabab and minute-maid, i wasnt really interested in dessert! 😀
Cops stopped me again.
Tulla: ‘Oye us taraf pani to nahi hai?’
Me: ‘Nahi ji, aap kay ghar ka raasta saaf hai…’
(They took away my insurance card, so i didnt of course say all of that…)
Im not the only one who’s learned a lesson or two lately. A hot chick or two might have learned never to get out wearing white capris when it looks like its about to rain! (Mainay nahin dekha, a friend told me :D) Hot chicks are like insects, they come out in the rain…(haan yeh mainay dekha thaa)
The new government is striving for the betterment of our education system. Kids will now be taught more practical things… ‘Urdu ki pehli kitaab’ finally has a new edition:
Alif say Aaata
Bay say Bijli
Pay say Patrol..
I have a final paper tomorrow. Havent studied for shit. No sweat 😀 Before i take my leave, arz kia hai..
“Aaya chief justice, Chaaya chief justice
Karachi main baarish lay aaya chief justice…”