Isaphgol has made the world a better place.
The laws of gravity do not equally apply to everything!
Remember that kid in class? that kid who always maintained an extended drop of supremely extravagant, luscious lime green snort that always looked like it was ready to fall onto the ground any second, to either lubricate the foot movement of the next passerby or to fertilize the Earth with its nourishing chemical composition?! On occasion it even threatened to add new color to the school boy’s crisp white shirt. Btw, i hope for your own good, dear reader, that you havent just had your dinner. If you have, then i hope that your shirt and keyboard are both insured, or that disgust is just not a word in your dictionary!
Anyways, havent u ever wondered how that particular drop of snort was always victorious in its fight with gravity?! Perhaps this was because its chemical formula was carefully composed to maintain very little weight and high adhesion to the skin under the child’s nostril, or perhaps the earth was too discomforted by its colour and source to draw it towards itself…
The new government is very concerned about hygeine. The cops stopped me again, this time to check if my car was clean, which according to their standards, it was. Ill have to say, they must have very low standards 😀
A great poet once said:
‘Umpphh…. umpppphhh…. ummmpppphhh’
Well, he was constipated, and Isaphgol was yet to be discovered!
After the discovery of isaphgol, he successfully said:
‘Chandoo ki chachi nay
Chandi ki chamchee say
Chandoo kay chacha ko
In other news, i too have caught the flu. Or the flu has caught me, that would be more appropiate, ive never really been attracted to the flu u know, its just not my type 😀