A great poet once said:
‘Tere baap kay naam
Mere ko beedi day…’
on another occasion he said:
‘Ramu, mera ghora lay kay aa, thok day salay ko…’
Great poetry, like democracy, is truly a gift to mankind. The new government is full of life and zeal, driven by the urge to rescue us from the trenches of inflation and oppression we have fallen into. In just over 3 months theyve done so much work, if you dont believe it, you should check out the rate at which cops are ripping off tints from people’s cars! Mind-blowing…
And the cops are so friendly now they stop me every other day at 3am just to ask me: ‘Oye, kahan ja rahay ho?!’, to which i reply ‘aap hi kay ghar ja raha hoon!’ Since theyre armed, and i am yet to be exposed to radiation that makes me green and bulletproof, i choose to avoid the ‘aap hi kay’ part!
I hate it when people in China with a flu decide to go to the movies! Why, you ask me? Well, because the guy with the cam who sits at the back recording the movie for third world pakistan always seems to choose that same show to do his recording business, and we the oppressed have to end up watching the movie which chinese add-in sounds, plus the occasional chinaman’s shadow on his way to the loo, and back! Ive never heard a fart in a cam-copy of a movie though! Is that because people in China just dont fart loud enough?? Do they not have daal there??
In other news, if malai boti was a woman, id marry her! Yeah yeah, call me a sexist 😀