Greetings Earthlings,
I come in peace! Now do as i tell you:
Hook the edges of your mouth with each of your index fingers, stretch until it hurts! That my friend, is called a smile.
Come now, that just isnt the right way to do it, try reading my blog…
Cheers!
P.S: My ancestors were not apes Darwin, speak for yourself…
47 responses so far ↓
PsycheD // January 7, 2008 at 7:24 am
very interesting intro – and a foto to go with it too! happy blogging!
Absar // February 11, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Is that a Barbican?
bibomedia.com // March 7, 2008 at 7:05 am
lubna // April 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Is that what you really are?? pardon me for questioning you like this but…i don’t think thats your true defination..there is more to it i believe..I’ve read your self reflection post and I believe that reflects more than there you let..
farooqk // April 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i mentioned these things because they seem to be the only constants around me…
unbohemian // May 24, 2008 at 9:15 pm
dope-smoking, booze drinking, pill-popping in pakistan? I didn’t know that it happened there! That’s incredible. You seem interesting
farooqk // May 24, 2008 at 9:42 pm
haha there is madness everywhere, pakistan included. Interesting like a monkey in a cage, or interesting like a sculptor at work??? :p
unbohemian // May 25, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I’ve only been there once, and it was 14 years ago, so the memories are rather faded. All I remember is all the incredible fruit, and eid-ul-adha with family. I have the feeling that I probably wasn’t exposed to this madness though
.
Probably a bit of both, we all possess a great deal of reason to be interesting for many many reasons
farooqk // May 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm
and i thought you were indian! so did you visit karachi? and where do you live now? and why does you blog link lead to a deleted blog? haha i know i ask too many questions?
Syma // May 26, 2008 at 12:01 am
Mostly Lahore and my mother’s village, I vaguely remember train rides as well. I do have quite a few relatives in Karachi as well though. I live in Canada, I have all my life, actually. As for the blog, well that’s a very good question
I shall try to fix it, but if it doesn’t work, the actual url is http://symabean.wordpress.com
password for any of the protected ones is “limabean”
cheers!
stinger // May 29, 2008 at 8:03 am
That is not booze.
That is dew. 
farooqk // May 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm
zahir hai, theres too much censorship in pakistan!
amal // June 3, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Thtas so sad , are you being saracastic or serious ?
an intellegent guy like you boozing and doping ? dope makes you dumb , booz ruins your body and who you are . You can never realy know who you are while your on the booz
farooqk // June 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
what makes u think im intelligent!
farooqk // June 3, 2008 at 2:34 pm
chemicals make ppl crazy and wild and free! liberty for all :p
batty // July 2, 2008 at 7:54 pm
my question is – how does that make u different?!!
that just adds you to the list of mind-numbing drones we see everyday..
a little individuality man…
it goes a long way..its not aboout being smart, intelligent, wasting urseelf, etc. etc
its about SELF RESPECT and high esteem, knowoing u dont need crutches to deal with life. you can do it all on your own
no harm in trying right
farooqk // July 2, 2008 at 8:14 pm
u have no idea what ur talking about! haha
batty // July 2, 2008 at 8:45 pm
as usual – lol
PurpleDrifter // August 25, 2008 at 9:54 pm
I see the change in the intro.. haha i think i like this one better. When’d you decide to go all happy? I hope its not because of some drug which keeps you on a constant high. [Ikeeed]
farooqk // August 25, 2008 at 9:58 pm
hahaha no such drug! just plain old growing up!
purpledrifter // August 25, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I hope this growing up also involves giving up of alcohol and the sort? Or is that too much to hope for?
farooqk // August 25, 2008 at 10:06 pm
haha all in the past now!
Specs // October 22, 2008 at 6:42 am
HAHA, no wonder: you don’t think even ‘guys’ should think too much. Tsk.
farooqk // October 22, 2008 at 7:37 am
lol you’re quick at returning favors!
Welcome to the blog
mubi // November 15, 2008 at 5:18 pm
lol, why dont you try putting ur index finger inside of the mouth either to the right or left and then sliding the finger forward until it comes out with a ‘pop’ sound. its fun
farooqk // November 15, 2008 at 5:28 pm
oh yes, i love doing that too. Matter of fact i just did
Tokyo Rose // December 4, 2008 at 7:09 pm
hey, thanks for stopping by at mine^^.
haven’t been to pakistan but i lived in the “closest” thing to it a while back, the pakistani neighbourhood in glasgow, scotland^^. i really miss the atmosphere…
farooqk // December 4, 2008 at 7:51 pm
lol im sure the paki neighbourhood there was nothing like the real deal!
tokyorose // December 6, 2008 at 6:27 pm
hah, you’re right, it wasn’t. but hey, it’s my only ‘claim to fame’! ^-
farooqk // December 7, 2008 at 6:17 am
haha
Tazeen // December 23, 2008 at 11:47 am
I just noticed that you have mentioned my blog as ‘famous published lady writer’. I laughed for a good five minutes at it, no one has ever called me a lady. I guess there is always a first time for everything, thanks anyways.
Why are all your posts password protected?
farooqk // December 23, 2008 at 9:40 pm
lol just a few of them are, and theyre protected for protection
Anas Imtiaz // December 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Dude, almost everything is protected these days!! Haven’t been able to read anything for a while. Who gets the password? [only girls??
]
farooqk // December 25, 2008 at 11:09 pm
lol ill write a post thats worth reading in a few, and those arent passwordofied :
Sadia // February 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Hey Farooq, thanks for dropping by my blog…..and thank you ever so much for liking my last post. Guys usually don’t dig that kinda stuff…so any praise coming from a guy on that one is welcome!! Now go ahead and call me a sexist!!
farooqk // February 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
haha welcome to the blog! And i can genuinely relate, and i know what kind of strength it takes to make it work, so i had to add a lil word of appreciation
humairahumaira // April 7, 2009 at 8:31 am
you have a nice blog
and darwin was definitely wrong!
farooqk // April 8, 2009 at 12:07 am
thank you, and some ppl still dont get it!
Hafsa. // July 11, 2009 at 8:35 am
Aap ultay haath se pi rahe ho.
farooqk // July 11, 2009 at 10:47 am
hahaha nobody has EVER noticed that!! welcome to the blog
Usama Lali // August 10, 2009 at 6:59 am
Hey I like your blog AND the header. Where did ya get it from?
farooqk // August 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm
thanks!! and i got it from stumbleupon.
Usama Lali // August 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
okay.
[[[ X SMILEY X ]]] // September 16, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Hey,
thanks for dropping by my blog and you were right it is rabbit fart,
PS: I love your header!
farooqk // September 16, 2009 at 8:08 pm
lol thanks!
yamna // October 28, 2009 at 5:52 am
header aala he…..!
farooqk // October 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
lol. thanks!