Every once in a while, when yours truly feels like he would like to try something unique, he takes a tour to the kitchen and goes ballistic with something. Now im no chef or nothing, but what i am is an experienced eater. Ive got over 2 decades of experience in the consumption-of-all-edibles field to show for, so you best not take me lightly.
Being the desi that i am, my omlettes will never have more than 3 eggs, infact most days they just have two. So two eggs beat very well with about 2 tablespoons or hersheys syrup, chilli powder, and a little more than a pinch of salt will produce the mixture that will produce the most exquisite omlette ever.
Fry with love on a pan sizzling with fresh creamy butter. Add shredded cheddar cheese, however much you may like(i added about a handful). Fold the cheese omlette over the cheese to create a wrap of sorts. Cook till the omlette looks the color of fresh bull shit. Now you may think this is a horrid idea, but when the air fills with the tingling aroma of buttery chocolate and warm cheddar, you will thank me for sharing!
Roll your freshly fried omlette into a piping hot paratha to make yourself the most mouth-wathering breakfast ever. To be served with hot roohafza-chai (for those of you who are very foreign or just very burger, roohafza chai is just milk tea with roohafza).
Burp. Spank you very much! Now i go sleep. :D
25 responses so far ↓
somethingtobe // September 23, 2009 at 10:37 am
awwwwwwww just for me??
shooo shweet!
Sounds sickeningly sweet actually – i’ll have to just take your word for the fact that was it yummy
pig!
somethingtobe // September 23, 2009 at 11:05 am
quick! patent it! the idea that is…
Huda // September 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Awww shucks! Wrong time to read this post I guess!
… 8 in the morning. I want parathaaa too now, with garam chaiii.
I hateeee chaii, but its that only thing that can help my sick throat at this time.
farooqk // September 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm
@m
jo kehta hai wohi hota hai.
wouldnt do any good, this is pakistan!
@huda
hhawww
shiny // September 23, 2009 at 6:45 pm
arghhhh i just made an omelette, why couldnt i see this post before!
farooqk // September 23, 2009 at 8:05 pm
lol chalo next time!
somethingtobe // September 24, 2009 at 7:16 am
i was thinking more for an overseas market… but fine… you stick to paki.
such a local mindset… tsk. tsk. tsk.
Specs // September 24, 2009 at 7:41 am
Rooh Afza CHAI?!
Dude, yours truly is a vewy vewy experience eater and I can eat frog legs without a thought but roohafza chai made ME go green.
And must you liken a good chocolate omelette to a poo patty? No SERIOUSLY! WTH!
(P.S. Try pouring the chocolate ON the omlette after the cheese has melted. Its going to be EW. Hahaha)
farooqk // September 24, 2009 at 8:00 am
@m
local all the way! you know me, im a countryboy.
@specs
youve had frog legs?!
its the same color. almost!
haha wouldnt want to ruin my lovely omlette now would i!!
Minerva // September 24, 2009 at 10:59 am
OMFG HERSHEY’s SYRUP with Chili Powder?!
*faints*
Hira S. // September 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
i’m sorry, but that just sounds disgustingly wrong.
Hira S. // September 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
chili is added to chocolate in latin america – it’s supposed to work as an aphrodisiac (hmm…maybe thats why farooq is the way he is)
but duuude- hersheys chocolate+ cheddar= EW!
farooqk // September 24, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@minerva and Hira
im sorry to say but you ladies have no taste in food.
safiullahhussaini // September 24, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Dude! You could put nutella in it! Give it more punch!
Minerva // September 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Yeah and add rooh afza chai to the omelette too while you’re at it.
Tobah!
farooqk // September 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm
nutella wouldnt mix in right!
farooqk // September 24, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@minerva
that would just be brutal!
Manutdfanatic // September 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Ew? Ew.
farooqk // September 26, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Uni // October 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
That’s one of the cutest recipes ever
..
Will HAVE to try it
Ever gone for ice-cream mixed rice?
ahhhhh
farooqk // October 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm
lol never! there’s some choco chip ice cream in the fridge, i think i might your new idea out!
Uni // October 2, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Great. And I don’t mean saadhay chawal. I meant shadeed mirchi wali biryani
Waisay… I tried this because I can’t eat mirchi. So if you’re a fan of spices, skip that
farooqk // October 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm
lol i guess ill have to wait for when biryani is made!
and i come from a low salt low mirchi eating household, hence my threshold with spices is pretty low too
safiullahhussaini // October 3, 2009 at 10:34 am
Booooooooo! You are supposed to be a bihari!!!!! Lots of mirchi and what not!
You are a disgrace!
farooqk // October 3, 2009 at 11:39 am
hahaha shutup