Chinky funny

I deal with chinese folk all day, and theyre the funniest people around! Some chinese proverbs i came across today:

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.

Puts a smile on your lousy face, dont it?!