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Tom Sawyer

‘I choose clear men’

Nah dude that wasnt me, id much rather choose hot chicks with big assets! that was freaking atif aslam, so if youre gay, atif is the way!

Kids can provide for supreme entertainment somedays, for instance when a lil kid decides to pull on his mother’s hair and hold on to it as if his life depends on it, leaving his father tugging away at him and the tortured, helpless mother in tears! The embarrasment post such an incident is even more fun, especially when it happens to have occured in a jam-packed restaurant with almost 200 people watching closely and discussing every possible reason  that couldve led the child into giving us such a brilliant performance

Ive realized that people do the things they do because they have to do them, obviously if they wouldnt do them then they just wouldnt be themselves, and you can really not be anything more than yourself can you? i mean you can try to be someone else, but then that attempt to be someone else is really just you, is it not?! if it is not then what is it! and if it is then it proves the fact that youve really read this stupid para so far cause you really just had, cause if you wouldnt you would just not be yourself now would you?! and what can you be other than yourself really?! Ahhh… this could go on forever, but its time to sleep ;)

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Bubbleboy…

At first i thought it was the stress getting to me! It struck me just a second ago that its the two glasses of coke i consumed a while ago thats not letting me sleep!  :D

Karachiii, potty aa rahi hai?!

Mere yaar suno sunlo!

They did teach you in school that there are 206 bones in the human body. But there was something else they didnt teach you! (Ganday bachon, i know what youre thinking!!! yes yes, you know who you are!!)

Im sitting here with my well-deserved glass of pepsi (oh well the first glass was definitely well-deserved) attempting to write a written post so i may post it as a written post that may be read by a random, reluctant reader or two as a written post must be read in recognition of the writer who has readily or reluctantly written a post that qualifies as a written post by one who would readily qualify as a reader due to his/her ability/willingness to read! And if you, my dear reader, have readily or reluctantly read my post so far, you readily qualify as a reader, either ready or reluctant is yet to be ascertained. However, one thing remains certain, whether you read it readily or reluctantly, you must , i repeat you MUST, be freakin’ curious!

So Without further ado, i bring to you:

The ‘Something else’  they did noooottttt teaaacchhhh youuuuuuu-ooooooooooo!!!!! *tadaaaa!!*(sounds like ’oh tumko tadaaa!!’ stlye tadaaa)

Sure there are 204 bones in the human, but there are also 320 pairs of muscles to go with them, and when you do weight training at a gym, each one of them is going to hurt like hell!!

In the pain and agony that i am currently going through, i have started on a few great works of art, and i shall share them with you my dear ready or reluctant reader/ reader type thing:

All Men of honor,

Potty in a corner!

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Angry little fellow,

Your shoshooo  is yellow

( shoshoo maybe translated into pee-pee for my arab readers)

This makes me wonder, we call it shoshooo cause of the way it sounds right?! why the hell do the arabs call it peepee then?! i reckon the dude who named it mustve been suffering from some severe sort of bacterial infection or a disfunction of sorts!!

ooooohhh, i feeling funny again!!

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De zabish bliehg zar ahsa

I hate spot checks!

After aamir decided to release a completely potty movie this year, i had to get out to hunt for better indian cinema, and anyone with a tad bit of taste who has happened to catch a glimpse of any of the new shahrukh or salman or sanjay or shahid movies would know that good indian cinema is hard to come across! (yes i shall watch slumdog millionaire but im no rush since ive read the book already)

Anyways, in my hunt for an indian movie i could actually watch completely, i found what i now consider a prized possession, oye lucky lucky oye! Dang, this movie was just plain good fun, whether you agree with me or not… (and the soundtrack was a blast too)

i had to drive in reverse on main karsaaz on saturday night cause the freaking cops decided to wait for me there! i keep none of my car papers with me and i dont have a license (i love feeling like a fugitive), so there was no way in hell i was gonna face those folks right then!

Anna humm billlill laillaa.. ;)

I looked for ages, and finally found it! Oh this stuff brings back memories

Mithoo man…

At first i thought there was an electronic toy under my mamoo’s bed, you know one of those things that produce strange random sounds that remind you of terminator 1…

Meet Mithoo, my mamoos one-eyed talking parent. He loves to take his own name, ask for roti, and climb onto people’s hands! I also just realized my mom loves parrots, we just might get one ourselves soon

School and beyond…

Speaking of beyond, i went to the Book fair thing at the expo on its last day, and it was great. My friend tagged along cause i told him there’d be a lotta hot chicks there, and he was dumb enough to believe me! There were quite a few hot milfs there though (and ladies please dont try to dig into what milf means, lets just say it refers to women)

Speaking of school, i put up with a couple of supremely boring teachers this semester. To entertain myself, i just gave everyone i know in class missed calls, and random weird messages. Some of them are as follows:

‘Potty arahi hai?’

‘ Bh%&@*$ dimagh ki m*%^ laga di buddhay nay’

‘Class kay baad eaton chalain??’

‘Yaar second session laina hai? im shit bored’

Boredom, dear reader, is the root of sick creativity

This semester i cheated on one of the most difficult papers, well, didnt exactly cheat, but i pretty much had the whole paper beforehand :D

We have a short break before school starts again, so ill have a little bit of time of to do the things ive been putting off for a long time, sleep being one of them!