Shantaram

‘It took me a long time and most of the world to learn what i know about love and fate and the choices we make, but the heart of it came to me in an instant, while i was chained to a wall and being tortured. I realised somehow through the screaming in my mind, that even in that shackled bloody helplessness, i was still free; free to hate the men who were torturing me, or to forgive them. It doesnt sound like much, i know. But in the flinch and bite of the chain, when its all youve got, that freedom is a universe of possibility. And the choice you make, between hating and forgiving, can become the story of your life.’

the first para from Shantaram (by Gregory David Roberts)

So i finally bought this book, from liberty books at the expo. Loving it.

Paper shaper

Q. Whats the first thing a woman loses on a diet?!

 Ans: Her common sense! cause if she still had it, she wouldnt be on a diet in the first place

ive been busy with my papers, although i didnt really study shit for them, who gives a shit, my school isnt closing anytime soon! ;)

post papers there shall be a proper post to tickle your senses, dear reader!

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Singh is king ;)

i was feeling kinda low so my buddy threw some sardar ji jokes at me

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

 

 

 

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Stunned

i believe ive mentioned in my previous posts how in my neighbourhood super hot chicks seem to appear out of nowhere when it rains, i forgot to mention they also mysteriously appear in bakra eid

I lost a few hours of my life the night it rained, i got hit by my cow, or so i was told when i regained consciousness and found myself lying flat on the ground. My ribs still feel kinda weird…

Eid was a blast and there’s loads to say, but im just toooo tired right now…

Slaughterhouse…

so these hoardes of kids bother these animals so much, i bet they actually look forward to being slaughtered!!!

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