Burp….
November 7, 2008
I now have two spare tires, one in my car, the other developing around my stomach 
Today, dear reader, i shall share with you valuable lessons learned in ‘human biology’! I know what you sickos are thinking, but some things are better learned with experience… 
Lesson no 1: Malt drinks cure acidity!
Im sure any of you who’s ever tried bavaria hated it to bits. However, an ex beer drinker such as myself learns to appreciate the disgusting sock smelling taste of the drink. The past week i studied ‘kuttay kee tarah’(i know dogs dog study but its a metaphor indicating the amount of hard work it requires) since i had my mids and ive got some real fucked up courses this semester. We had to hold group studies, which eventually translated into dinner. We boys, we get kinda crazy when we have dinner in groups, its scary for an outsider to understand. Heres an example of what at a day’s meal these past couple of weeks:
7:00 am – chicken nuggets with cheese sandwich + tang
10:00 am – anda paratha from the chai wala place!
11:30 am - Sandwich + coke
3:00 pm – biryani from outside college + coke
6:00 pm – lunch at home + tang
10:00 pm – huge meal deal from eaton + coke
11:00 pm onwards coke coke coke…
4:00 am chai paratha from pathan hotel + extra chai + coke
See why i mentioned acidity????
Lesson 2: Sleep deprivation
To be continued (im sleepy as hell)…
November 7, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Eaton? yumm! sindhi muslim? (crap branch fraud waiters and pathetic food quality)
November 7, 2008 at 9:49 pm
this post of yours reminded me of my good ol’ days *sigh*
feeling nostalgic:(
November 7, 2008 at 9:53 pm
of i forgot to say don’t you gain weight? man i don’t eat 1/10th of that and i am a fat ass
No i am not a girl
November 7, 2008 at 10:21 pm
[...] This cup of tea was served by: Not sure what i should call this one either… [...]
November 8, 2008 at 7:51 am
After looking at your menu, what is amazing to me that you are developing just one tyre…
My university used to be on the far off corner in some god forsaken place with no access to real food so count yourself lucky!
November 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
@saad
lol eaton @ sindhi muslim is great, but the rest of the joints all that i agree…
I am gaining weight, i realized that yesterday, so hopefully im gonna hitting the gym today onwards
@illusionist
the land of hummooos and shawarma just doesnt feel like home, does it?!
@lubz
lol theres some great food spots around my school, and i am grateful for that fact
November 8, 2008 at 11:05 am
and i didnt know you were aspiring to look like arnold schwarzheneger!!!!
Sound familiar?
Ooooh I know eaton rolls! Especially the garlic ones, yummm. They’re a must have in Karachi.
November 8, 2008 at 11:07 am
How can you have chicken nuggests with cheese sandwhich AND tang at 7 IN THE MORNING?!!! Thats crazy. *pukes*
November 8, 2008 at 3:03 pm
@purpleness
thats too late a comeback to have any effect!
Garlic mayo rolls are tight!
I am a little crazy, cant you tell by now?
November 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Well its a comeback all the same. Garlic May rolls are one of the sole reasons for my trips to Karachi.
They make it worthwhile.
Now Im craving some.
November 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm
lol theres a lot moe that makes this city worthwile my friend!
You want me to parcel you some?!
November 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm
lol thanks for the offer, but i think I’ll pass. I’ll have them fresh when I visit.
November 9, 2008 at 9:47 am
haha baad main mat bolna kay poocha bhee nahin
November 10, 2008 at 11:54 am
LOL! Talk about a balanced diet!
November 10, 2008 at 3:01 pm
@saadat
thank you! i try
November 10, 2008 at 7:26 pm
yeah it doesn’t:(
*sigh*
November 11, 2008 at 6:26 am
lol emotional mat ho ab!
November 14, 2008 at 9:47 am
so when did u study???? I just pray u got some good grades in ur mids
November 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
lol i did pretty good yes, studied after we were done eating
November 28, 2008 at 8:50 pm
[...] amortization tables and annuties, and costing and chapli kababs. But lets not go there tonight! I promised a second lesson in human biology earlier, so we shall go through some of the aspects of sleep [...]
November 28, 2008 at 10:21 pm
[...] amortization tables and annuties, and costing and chapli kababs. But lets not go there tonight! I promised a second lesson in human biology earlier, so we shall go through some of the aspects of sleep [...]
December 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm
A huge yummy list, but during all this foody course did u guys move even an inch
I mean that would have been better 
December 25, 2008 at 11:07 pm
we drove around quite a bit yes