Entries from November 2008
Writing a blogpost after a decade can be as awkward as it is to run into someone you slept with the night before! But the ice must be broken, so here i am giving it a kiss on the cheek.
My life lately seems to be revolving around amortization tables and annuties, and costing and chapli kababs. But lets not go there tonight! I promised a second lesson in human biology earlier, so we shall go through some of the aspects of sleep deprivation.
Lesson 2: Sleep deprivation
When you are deprived of sleep the condition may be known as sleep deprivation! You know you have sleep deprivation when you know you are depriving yourself of sleep (much like i am doing right now by writing up crap and 1:30 am ;) )
1. If youre deprived of sleep, remember not to eat too much. When you’re full, you tend to pass out quicker, prolly cause youre heavier or cause all your blood flows to your stomach instead of your tiny little brain! 
2. Punch yourself in the face every once in a while, it keeps your senses alive and your brain ticking 
2a. Dont punch too hard, it hurts like hell
2b. Make sure no one’s watching, nobody likes being called a madman (particularly not if youre a woman)!
3. There’s nothing like red bull!! I dont care if it’s elephant piss, id still drink it, it works like a charm!
4. Sing aloud while you drive. It saves lives, yours and that of every pedestrian you dont run into in your sleep…
5. When you start to severely hate life and begin to pull your hair too, IT IS REALLY ABOUT BLOODY TIME YOU GOT SOME SLEEP!!!!!
I could write a book about this, but i hate you guys and im pulling my hair, so im gonna take my own advice and put my ass to sleep! Cheers!!
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The Rules are:
~ Link to the Blogger who tagged you.
~ In your blog, post The Rules and…
~ Six quirky but unspectacular factoids about yourself
~ Tag six other bloggers by linking to them
~ Go to each person’s blog, and leave a comment that lets them know they’ve been tagged.
~ Let me know you’ve done this tagged post too!
i was tagged by two people here, karachiwali khatoon and absar , you asked for this one folks!
1. I have a fetish for the colors black and red, and for horns. Picture a hot female version of the devil (click here when your parents arent around)
2. I stick my tongue out and make strange facial expressions when im really into the music im listening to…
3. Ive been hit on by a couple of gay celebrities (of course they didnt get anywhere!!!)
4. I wanted to be an artist until a few years ago… (of course no art school was dumb enough to take me)
5. The first thing i do when i meet a woman is smell her, it tells me half of what i need to know
6. I wanted(still do) to die fighting a big war for a great cause…
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So ive been tagged, for the first time in the history of my bloglife!
Here’s what the tag is all about…
The McCains own 13 cars, eight homes and have access to a corporate jet. If you were as insanely rich as them, where would your eight homes be and why?
The only rule is: The homes must be within the borders of the country you live in, so as to utterly emulate the McCains.
1. Karachi
The city where i belong!!! I wouldnt mind a nice lil place at kda behind the stadium, preferably on top of the mountain 
2. Skardu, since Jezzine isnt in Pakistan!
Id like a small hideout in the mountains away the hypocritical everyday clutter of the city, so i can fulfill my dream of living on my own in isolation for short periods of time…
3. Next to Lahore Grammar School
(Since we dont have a playboy mansion here)
4,5,6,7,8
Karachi, Lahore, NWFP, Balochistan
Shelters for the homeless, because three homes are faaaarrrrr more than a person like me would want…
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I now have two spare tires, one in my car, the other developing around my stomach
Today, dear reader, i shall share with you valuable lessons learned in ‘human biology’! I know what you sickos are thinking, but some things are better learned with experience…
Lesson no 1: Malt drinks cure acidity!
Im sure any of you who’s ever tried bavaria hated it to bits. However, an ex beer drinker such as myself learns to appreciate the disgusting sock smelling taste of the drink. The past week i studied ‘kuttay kee tarah’(i know dogs dog study but its a metaphor indicating the amount of hard work it requires) since i had my mids and ive got some real fucked up courses this semester. We had to hold group studies, which eventually translated into dinner. We boys, we get kinda crazy when we have dinner in groups, its scary for an outsider to understand. Heres an example of what at a day’s meal these past couple of weeks:
7:00 am – chicken nuggets with cheese sandwich + tang
10:00 am – anda paratha from the chai wala place!
11:30 am - Sandwich + coke
3:00 pm – biryani from outside college + coke
6:00 pm – lunch at home + tang
10:00 pm – huge meal deal from eaton + coke
11:00 pm onwards coke coke coke…
4:00 am chai paratha from pathan hotel + extra chai + coke
See why i mentioned acidity????
Lesson 2: Sleep deprivation
To be continued (im sleepy as hell)…
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