Entries from October 2008
Ali Azmat at Sunshine Island…
October 22, 2008 · 33 Comments
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
‘Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he’s gonna see,
When you’re in Texas, look behind you,
Cause that’s where the rangers gonna be!!!
I wonder what kinda crazy shit is being fed into our minds on a daily basis! i remember watching the texas ranger show as a child and i still to this day remember the theme song. I say crazy shit, cause now that im all grown up, im wondering why they say the ranger is gonna b behind you! I mean couldnt he positioned elsewhere! :S
Talking about freaky shit, Bahria University is full of freaky shit! I happened to go to a little concert there the other day, Ali Azmat’s concert just couldnt be missed! And it was worth the khwaree involved!
Speaking of khwaree, that school shelters an abnormally large bunch of Gay couples! Yes sir, boys that hump each other is what we’re talking about. Youd think im exagarrating here, dont you?! Hell no im not! These werent the boys who do stupid dances at concerts that make them look gay, no sir, these boys were close-dancing to junoon music, ass grabbing and all, the whole package, with the freaky gay eye sex thing. It started off with one daring couple, who eventually managed to inspire a half a dozen other gay boys!! Surprisingly, nobody even mildly reacted to any of this, besides the coke my friend ’accidentally’ dropped on one of them… 
Omran Shafique from Mauj fame is a mad guitarist, kamran was crazy with the bass, and EP’s drummer waqar( or was it waqas??) is probably the next best thing to gumby. All in all a great night! The chicks at Bahria are not half bad! Any chance i can get my credits transferred?? Ill take the section with all the hot chicks and no gay boys… 
Categories: Random · karachi
Tagged: ali azmat, bahria, bassist, credit, drummer, EP, gals, gay boys, hot chicks, junoon, kamran, mauj, omran shafique, walker texas ranger, waqar
Akhmed and me…
October 15, 2008 · 27 Comments
Im amazed by kids’ ability to blindly run into things at full speed the way our beloved President would like to run into Sarah Palin! Children seem to experience a constant high, with a dose of sugar neccessary at regluar intervals to fuel the fire. And they can run and shout and jump and fight and laugh their asses off at the smallest of things, Serotonin is beyond doubt the best of drugs!
The world, my friends, is going through a period of recession. It is in such times that great poets, who inspire revolutions that bring change and uplift the downfallen human spirit. I would like to announce today that i am the poet and revolutionary of your time! Read my deep, meaningful, thought-provoking poetry carefully, for it will ignite within you a fire that shall spread across the oceans and to the far lands and engulf the world in its brightness, and when it dies down a new world shall emerge where you shall all dwell blisfully and i shall be the face on your currency, which you can keep in your purses and in your wallets close to your buttocks and in a dozen other strange places! And you can buy with it beer and hold it with your greasy paan-walay hands, and enjoy the gift of freedom that shall be given to you as a result of my ultimate sacrifice!!
When the night is long and the darkness engulfs all
This world will demand that you rise after you fall,
Do not be quiet and do not tremble
Tilt your butt a little and let the gases rumble!
(16/10/08 World Fart day!)
If you are still not inspired, you must watch akhmed’s video…
Categories: Politics · Random · karachi
Tagged: bbes, crazy, fart, funny, inspiration, kids, palin, poetry, revolution, run, serotonin, world, zardari
Chaa weoo, injaii keyoo…
October 10, 2008 · 34 Comments
A wiseman once said:
‘Starving men do not fart!’
Pakistan is a quite nation today, we are a starved nation, metaphorically and literally. Some are deprived of 2 proper meals a day, others are deprived of their right to justice, some (like our president) are deprived of common sense, others dont get laid enough(so they blog!) so on and so forth…
However, we’re not here to talk about how our economy’s constipated, or how our president wants to squeeze Sarah Palin’s knockers, we’re here to talk about absolutely nothing!
The Dark fuckin’ knight my friends, is a work of art! Ive always found batman to be the best of the superheroes, hes cooler, and he fights the big dogs running the system rather than the everyday sandman or radioactive baldie. Even though Prince Cinema’s hall has more spots of pan than a memon’s intestines, and the assholes started the movie with the las ketchup song (faulty audio), that didnt stop me from enjoying the movie. Heath ledger’s joker was so crazy, the poor man ended up killing himself! :S
Some fucker stole my car and ruined my eid, but i got it back (minus my CNG kit) and im feelin’ nutty again…
“Biryani khayein….. is say pehlay kay aap ki biryani khayee jayay!
*A public service message by student’s biryani*
Categories: Movies · Politics · Random · karachi
Tagged: army, art, biryani, car theft, cinema, cng, dark knight, dogs, economy, eid, fart, gotham, heath ledger, hug, insist, intestines, joker, justice, karachi, knockers, las ketchup, meal, memon, nation, paan, pakistan, palin, poverty, President, prince, public service, rights, starvation, streets, student, system, taliban, wiseman, zardari
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